Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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