So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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