i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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