she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
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