is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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