Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
Randomize
