i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
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