Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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