if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
is wine microwaveable?
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I smell like Dick and happiness
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