I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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