Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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