Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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