Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
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