I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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