Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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