If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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