Got a toothbrush?
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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