I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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