can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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