Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
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