i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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