I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
I'm both gender and math confused
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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