In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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