i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
Randomize
