All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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