would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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