So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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