if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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