You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I need moral support for this bender
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
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