Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
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