yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
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