4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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