so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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