question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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