You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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