i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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