the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
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