I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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