Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
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