the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
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