I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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