sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
Im part way to drunk.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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