Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
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