tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I deserve to be covered in dicks
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
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