I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
She announced her abortion via fbk
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
I woke up under a house in Key West
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