I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
Randomize
