how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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