doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
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