Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
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