Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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